Wavefront Lasik

Today...went to Tan Tock Seng to attend a talk on LASIK eye surgery with me parents, actually got 4 tai tai's supposed to join us, than god must be pitying me, than they all one by one say dun go. Hahha...i guess most of the bad luck used up in last night's FUCKING FRANCE match. Yes, LASIK, very good talk, got 3 doctors/surgeons. Dr Fam, the senior guy, Dr Lee, the right hand man, Dr Heng, the serious one and Dr Voon, the char boh. Hahah. Very detailed very good talk, learnt all i have to know for LASIK, only bad thing is that Dr Fam and Dr Lee are FUCKING corny and filled their presentation with stupid cockanaden jokes...and YES! PEOPLE ACTUALLY LAUGHED!! A LOT! My goodness, s'poreans have the most disgusting sense of humour sia. Like ok...let me think of one corny joke one of the cocks said....i think its Dr Lee, he was talking about lau hwa yan. Than he said, "I like to call it, Old Flower....." Than he said something about doing Monovision to counter it...."Now i like to call it...New Flower!" Haiz...my fucking goodness......I cannot believe humans can laugh at such things....
THan that Dr Lee was the last person to finish up the talk, and he ended it with photos of his family, MORE corny jokes about, of all things, married life, and how to keep a marraige going. Yar....nothing related to eyes even. Dunno how he started it, say wat...erm.... if quarrel with wife...*than he click the slide, the next slide shows WALK*, 'No arh...i dun mean walk away, means talk a short walk in the park. Needless to say, during my 12 years of marraige, i did a lot of walking!' Than he showed a photo of Niagra Falls. Than he said, "When i think of Niagra falls, i think of Viagra, do you know Viagra is a fusion of Vitality and Niagra? So when you take viagra, you sex drive like Niagra!" HAHAHHAH HHAHAHA HAHHA! So fucking farnie...... and i'm sure knowing all that crap will help me through eye surgery. Sick fucking asshole, see Niagra falls than get fucking horny..... NEEDLESS to say....that cockanaden is never gonna lay his dirty paws on my eyes.
Tmr, will call Dr Heng for appointment, he the serious one...soft-spoken, all his talks dun have jokes, i think got lar, few, not funny....but most importantly, not corny. I'm quite sure all the idiots quite taken by Dr Fam and Dr Lee, when i told me parents i going to ask Dr Heng, my mom exclaimed...WHY?! Dr Fam, Dr Lee is very good wat???!!! Haiz...my mother. If i need a clown i'll just call Bert lor, i need a SURGEON!! Waiting list for the surgery is about a month. So hopefully, Dr Heng will be more free, since so many cocks are so taken by Dr Fam and Dr Lee. My dad told me to do the surgery by August, so if all goes well, recovery period about 1 week max after surgery, go for a few checkups, than won't be wearing specs when i go back to UK! Hehehheh!