Tummy Feeling Funny....

Yup...i am sure its all the curry i had with MICHEAL and Andrew last night! HAhahah. Had so much fun. Anyways... END OF AUSTRALIAN OPEN! SAFIN WON! Too bad....thought it'll be nice if Hewitt won, given he an aussie and all. BUt hey, its not a perfect world we live in. I bet 12 times in the Aussie open, so that's about 120pounds spent on betting....the result?!?!?!? I made a profit of..... 12pounds. All that hard work for 12pounds. Arh well...gonna have to bet more to get my 150pounds. So now, its the relax period of NO betting until another big football or tennis tournament, competition thing comes along. Hmmmz...can't wait! HAhahahah.
For today's dinner! I thought i'll do something FUCKING revolutionary! SOMETHING CRAZY! Something NO MAN HAS DONE BEFORE! Decided to grill pork belly, and since i only know ONE way to cook pork belly, i decided to use ready made thai aromatic grill sauce. BUT that's not the CRAZY thing, the packet states, "Also good for, lamb, beef and turkey." *GASPS!* Nothing said about PORK! My god! Wat the hell will happen!?!!??! Well...i'll find out in a few hours. So scary. WAH KAOZ! I tell u all arh...MuN ALWAYS live on the edge!!!!
Oooh! Talking about cooking...i better de-frost the damn chicken. I going to cook CHICKEN RICE on tues! It's going to be THE BEST chicken rice i've ever made! Cos i defrost it now, marinate tonight, all through monday, AND cook on TUES! So its gonna be FULL of flavour and stuff. God willing of course. ;D

2nd Post of the day!

YAr! I AM SO FREE, this is the reward i get for skipping my lecture. ANyways...i was so looking for chio bu's to oogle at on friendster (yes...i'm afraid i've found my ultimate low....), and i noticed the top 10 things that pple in my personal network searches for. This list shows you wat ur friends are like...kind of lar, or maybe, wat ur friends' friends are like, which ultimately points back to ur friends. Makes lots of sense..yes....

1. Sample Resumes
2. gucci handbags
3. free witchcraft love spells
4. free comic strips
5. lacoste bags
6. nokia 6230
7. latest nokia mobile phones
8. vitamins
9. Computer Training
10.Usher

Ok look! So diverse! But somehow...i am SHOCKED! Lets start from the bottom. At number 10, the most searched item is a PERSON! Usher!!! THis is VERY FUCKING WORRYING! Cos if u look at my friendster, more than half of you all are GUYS! ANd so begs the question. WHY THE FUCK ARE U GUYS SEARCHING FOR USHER?!?!?!?!? eeee

At number 9, we have...COMPUTER TRAINING. This PROVES the previous point that most of u all are GUYS! So i dun want to hear "No no! Look...so many char bohs on ur list!" And if i have so many char boh friends...WHY THE HELL WOULD I BE OOGLING AT CHIO BU'S ON FRIENDSTER?!?!??!

At number 8, we have vitamins....VITAMINS?! Heh?! Whenever i see vitamins, i think of tai tais in GNC, buying hundreds of dollars worth of BRANDED vitamins instead of buying DIRT CHEAP vitamins at supermarkets, cos although they both contain EXACTLY the same type of ingredients, the BRANDED ones supposedly get absorbed better in the body. So for all u pple searching for vitamins! GO TO NTUC! Buy the cheapest vitamins u can find, cos ITS EXACTLY THE SAME! Vitamin C is vitamin C is vitamin C. If the BRANDED ones say their vitamin C is different and better....THAN ITS NOT VITAMIN C ANYMORE!

At number 7, LASTEST nokia phones. Incidentally, I have become adventerous and switched to a motorola V3! Hahhaah. Anyways, yes, lastest nokia phones...considering so many chio chio nokia phones have been unleashed into the market. I not surprised. Got the 7610, 7280, 7270, 6260...the list goes on. No...not surprised, i was only shocked when we come to...

NUMBER 6! Nokia 6230.... WAT THE HELL?! Have u all been listening?! "Got the 7610, 7280, 7270, 6260...the list goes on." Wat u all doing looking at an Ah Peh phone?! No nice meh? You all never see my V3 that's y....wahhahahahh!

At number 5, its Lacoste Bags. Considering that Aussie Open is co-sponsored by Lacoste, there's TONS of advertisements of it now, so this means ONE THING....ADVERTISEMENTS WORK!!! You all arh...cannot be so easily swayed by advertisements....you see? THAT'S WHY you all kenah psychoed into searching for vitamins.....

At number 4, FREE comic strips. IMMEDIATELY, i think of shuxian, cos she emailed me a corny comic strip b4, and knowing shuxian, its definately free. And for some reason, i think of Wandie. I dunno y. Wandie!! You got read free comic strips or not?! hahah. I personally dun read comics, i ONLY read them while taking a shit in my sister's or brother bern's toilet.

At number 3, FREE (a lot of cheapos... :P)witchcraft love spells. WAT?! HUH?! HAR?!! FIRSTLY, for witchcraft love spells, they BETTER be free...cos, THEY DUN FUCKING WORK! Of course this is truely a assumption made by MuN, who would like to declare at this present time that he has never searched, used or attempted to use a witchcraft love spell or spells. hmmmz.....
Anyways...yes....BACK TO witchcraft love spells! This PROVES that i am NOT the only despo that oogles at chio bu's on friendster!!! AND I DUN TRY TO MAKE THEM LOVE ME!!! So there, the next guy that calls me a despo will have a bewitched horny dog falling in love with him!!!!

At number 2, gucci handbags. WAH!!! I DID NOT KNOW i have TONS of POSH FRIENDS!! Where u all hiding sia. I bet u all are a different group of friends from the witchcraft pple...ahahahha. And since most of u all are guys...DON'T NEED LAR! Buy such ex gift for her for FUCK?! She later love the bag too much and dump u liaoz. RELAX! Buy her a stuff toy. ;)

AND FINALLY! AT NUMBER 1! Sample Resumes!! ahHAHHAHAHA. I not surprised at all. Considering, a lot of u all are ORD-ing or graduating soon.....time to face the REAL world. And also, i guess for those 'more mature' friends of mine, u all probably worked long and hard at ur 1st shitty job, and now cannot tahan already right? TIME FOR A CHANGE! HAhahahaha. You all keep ur resumes ok?! I'll need your help in a few years time!

In summary, my network of friends are largely made up of rich, health consious, vitamin popping guys who buy gucci bags for their gals, while taking the occasional sneeky peeky at Usher from time to time. They all obviously lavished too much on their dears', cos she now loves their gifts more than them! Luckily they got FREE witchcraft love spells!! They all LOVE the lastest nokia phones, but obviously, buying so much gucci and lacoste bags for their gal, means they can only afford a nokia 6230. Therefore, they are quite niao, and so only read FREE comic strips. So sad.... Most of them are probably jobless, and obviously s'porean, cos they have heeded PAP's advice and decided to upgrade themselves by going for Computer training! After which, they'll work on their CV, based on Sample Resumes they found on the net!!!

THe above sound like you??? I seriously can't think of anyone matching the above description. THe most likely candidate is Bert...budden he dun buy gucci bags, and he splurged on a K700i liaoz. BUT!! PROVE ME WRONG! If u think u match the above description! LEAVE YOUR NAME AT COMMENTS! I WANT TO BE SURPRISED!!! AHHAHAHAHHAH!!

No lecture?!?!?!?

OH NO! I skipped my 3rd lecture in 2 weeks! How how how?! My lecture timetable is super duper stupid. In the WHOLE week, i'll only have 2 lecture times. I either have a 9:30am lecture or a 4:30pm lecture. Therefore, EVERYDAY i am 100% free from 10:30 till 4:30. So days like tues, i huffed, and puffed and appeared for my morning lecture. Than i have to go home...cos such a fucking long break....and than i have to summom all my determination, energy and endurance to brave the gales of UK and go for my afternoon lecture. Sometimes i make it (last week!), sometimes i fail(today). Arh well. Anyways...moving on...Coria and Mauresmo lost!!! NAH BEH! Lost 10pounds overall, since Molik won V. Williams! And i won damn a lot of money cos she was the massive underdog. Now, i need Davenport to win, than i'll have some profit. GO GO GO! Ahaahahha.
KAREN LEFT TODAY! Gone to HK for a month. Basket....medics have the most appropiately placed holidays. So unfair. SO now, its back to the basics! ME AND ANDREW AGAIN! YAY! SO FUN! Like last year like that! Since xylia was mostly here in spirit only. Hahaha. Talking about xylia, noticed her msn pic of her babies. THEY ARE HUGE! When i saw them, they were 1 week old, now, THEY ARE HUGE! Kaoz..the power of milk. BUt i guess the power of milk can only be harnessed by certain individuals...BECAUSE IT BLOODY HELL NEVER WORK FOR ME! Since i was BORN, until i was 15, i had to drink 3 MUGS of milk EVERYDAY!! And i'm not talking about those puny plastic baby mugs, i'm talking BIG CERAMIC mugs! Yar! And it DID NOT WORK! If it did, i should be size of Yao Ming lor! AT LEAST, cos I bet i drink more milk than Yao Ming. A few years ago, my younger sis (yes, she too was part of this sick and gruesome version of a water parade) says that one of her friends LOVES milk, drinks loads of it, and is super tall, and SO, maybe it never works on us, cos we HATED milk. Hmmz...maybe our bodies hate milk so much, our stomachs REFUSE to digest it....yar? Makes sense. Now to prove the theory wrong. Anyone who HATES milk and is DAMN FUCKING TALL?? Email me k? I need ur blood........ than...in the dark evil underground lab i have, i'll develop a breed of humans that GROW WITHOUT MILK!!! WAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH!! AND THEY'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!! AND WE'LL DROWN OUR ENEMIES IN MILK!!!!!! AHHAHAAH!!

6 more months

UK is depressing. The pavements here are a light grey colour, not like the ones back home......back home, the pavement is a little brown...slightly. Here is grey. The same shade of grey as the sky! So when u look down, u see grey, u look up! ITS EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME! So cheerful. Been slacking the whole of the 1st week of uni. Did NOTHING. The only thing i improve is my CS skills. So sian every morning, i wake up fresh everyday, cos i sleep damn a lot. BUt when i wake up..i remember i in UK..and i feel SO DAMN SIAN. Just want to stay in bed all day, nothing to look forward to sia. Depressing. Lucky my bed is not so comfy...or else i already live there liaoz. Been watching yank series on TV, watching Desperate Housewives (SUPER farnie), BRAND NEW Simpsons(a different sort of farnie), starting 6 Feb, brand new Nip/Tuck. THan wat else i watching? Orh! Battlestar Galactica, last episode tmr. And, not surprisingly, have been betting like crazy on the Aussie Open. After dunno how many bets...i so far! MANAGED TO!!! break even. Hahhaha. Today i betting risky though. SO tmr, i'll know whether i win DAMN A LOT, or lose 30pounds. GO CORIA! GO MOLIK! GO MAURESMO! Hmmz...exciting stuff. Maybe tmr, getting out of bed won't be so hard afterall.

1st Day of Uni

Yup, today is the day. Remeber the goals i set? Well, everything is going to shit. Firstly, my printer died. ALways communication error here and there. Tried EVERYTHING. Restart, change USB ports. Clean nozzle, EVERYTHING! And nothing. So can't print anything, and so, the 3 ink cartridges Dex gave me are as useful as a leaking condom. Also, i did something super stupid the other day. For some reason, i've always thought i'm doing Virology and Microbial Molecular Genetics this sem. Than i mark up timetable...slept early last night, ready for the 10:30am microbial genes tutorial. THAN, while taking my morning crap....i felt that something was wrong. So i decided to check my email, and see wat modules i'm in for. AND, i now realized, that i'm doing Genes and Development...NOT microbial genes. Blur right? So cock. At least i got the virology bit right. So now, waiting for another hour to pass till my virology lecture, which starts at 4:30pm. Sian...been doing NOTHING since 10:30. Surf net all day.....msn....called home. And more surfing net. Been doing this desktopX thing that dex introduced to me. Been taking up most of my time now...hahaha. Anyone know how to take a screenshot? I want to show u my revamped desktop when i'm done with it! So far, its DAMN chio, but i want it to be SUPER chio, so will work on it for a few more days. HAhahah. Ok...hmmz...better go read CNA online now. Take care everyone!!!!

Back To Work

In UK liaoz. FUcking cold. Been a super good boy so far, went to lab today leh! My super said that there's no bench work anymore!! Actually should be happy..budden i really sad no more hands on stuff liaoz...quite enjoy last time leh, somemore, now its paperwork time. Hate bloody paperwork. But haiz..i guess i'm not here to have fun. Going to have to put a lot of effort into my work. Cannot so relac already. Although i studied the hardest and went to the most lectures in my life last semester, it really is still kacang putih effort. So must really wake up idea this time. Goals for this week? GOing to print out all my journals for Mutagenesis, and READ them. DUn need understand, just read. And also, write notes for ALL my lectures and kinda learn them. Also, i've made a set of rules for myself. Have to wake up EVERYDAY at 8:30am. So that means have to sleep by 12:30am the lastest. And THAT means can't really go out watch movies meet friends like last time liaoz. But hey..must sacrifice lar....and all my friends that will keep me awake after 12 are back home. And no one in a black lexus will pick me up go makan over here too. Hahahah. ;D

Haiz.....i want to sleep. Now, i think sleep will be the only escape i have.....sleep such a wonderful thing sia. No worries at all, can dream of home...dream of the chio bu that sat beside me on the plane....fantastic. :)

Time to leave again.

Haiz....the time has come to leave home again. At least now, i know this is the VERY last time i going back to the UK. Today was a nice day though. Went to cut hair....the same very chio hair-dresser cut my hair....than another chio bu wash my hair. Had a free buffet lunch at coptorne hotel with Joshua. So nice and so happy to see him after so long. Not enough time to catch up..but still..good enuf. Than went to buy stuff with me mom. More ba gua. Than went car showroom again...hahaha. See RAV4, and see outlander again. Ended the day with seafood at turf city. Now, waiting for brother bern and brother Dex to drive down to my place and pick me up. Dunno gonna do wat, but i'm sure we'll have fun. Haiz.... as i always said... just want to fastforward a few months. Can't wait to be home for good.

I'M BACK!

No..not back in UK. Hahah. Still back home. Sorry for not updating. Not really happening anyways. Had family celebration for Xmas, big plate little food that sort of thing. Went to esplanade for New Year with Bern, huixia, dex and Kelly, than got conned into eating ridiculously ex seafood at fisherman's village. About the time the tsunami struck, Foxy injured himself while humping Chessie. Suffering from a compression wound on the 13th and 14th vertebrate. Brought him to vet, stayed there over the weekend to clear his kidney, and his home now. But cos of the spinal injury, still can't stand or walk. But he is slowly recovering. Have to hand-feed him food and stuff. Like looking after a bloody baby. He even wears pampers now, cos if he don't he'll just lau-sai all over the place. Myself....have been suffering from very jialat runny nose. Its really like a tap lor...just flow. So irritating, the best thing is that i seldom sneeze, i can just feel it building up to a big massive drop, waiting for gravity to do the rest. Been to doctor just now, who gave me a day MC for the fun of it...and been drugged ever since. Too lazy and tired to go out. Orh, yesterday, b4 i was drugged, spent most of the day trying to convert my driver's licence. Went to Bukit Batok, which is not the place to convert...than went to Ubi, where i was told i need my previous transcripts to prove i study in UK. Apparently, all the visa stamps in me passport for 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 and 2004 does not prove i study in the UK. So went back home and got the transcipts. Paid $50 for all that hassle, and i got my licence converted liaoz! yay! Also, i have to use the P plate for a year. I can just imagine all the road rage directed at me with that piece of plastic on. But at least i no longer scard of bloody police road blocks anymore. Hahahah. Oh yes, i'll be flying back on the 14th. Reaching 15th. Not comfirmed yet...but more or less set liaoz. For all those stuck in the UK....Good luck for your papers!! :)