MuN's Happenings

Friday, March 11, 2005

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

NMP chided for bad language in House

By Laurel Teo


A FOUR-letter expletive and another impolite word blurted out in Parliament earned new Nominated MP Ong Soh Khim a stiff admonition yesterday for 'dishonourable conduct'.

The mechanical engineering academic was apparently heard uttering the word 'shit' once and 'rubbish' several times at the close of a debate on the Education Ministry's budget on Tuesday.

Her conduct was brought to the House's notice yesterday by Speaker Abdullah Tarmugi, midway through the seven-hour parliamentary session.

Before debate on the Manpower Ministry's budget resumed after a tea break, a grave-looking Mr Abdullah rose to announce 'a matter concerning the conduct of an honourable member of the House'.

He said he had received several complaints from MPs that Dr Ong had, towards the end of Tuesday's sitting, 'uttered certain unparliamentary words'.

The 35-year-old had also interrupted Deputy Speaker Chew Heng Ching who was chairing the sitting then.

'Having considered the words unparliamentary, it amounts to dishonourable conduct. She has also breached the Standing Orders for interrupting the chair,' said Mr Abdullah sternly.

Adding that she had 'agreed unreservedly to withdraw her remarks', he then called upon the NMP to make a statement.

Looking discomfited, Dr Ong read out her apology tersely, from a prepared sheet.

'I'm new and I have not been long in this House. I wish to apologise to the House, the Speaker and the Deputy Speaker for use of any language not suitable for this House last evening,' she said.

She left shortly after, skipping her slot to ask two questions she had earlier filed on manpower issues.

Contacted at home last night, Dr Ong refused to comment. But The Straits Times understands that MPs who were present on Tuesday overheard her uttering the offending words. She was apparently unhappy that the debate on the Education Ministry's budget had drawn to a close too abruptly.

Dr Ong had earlier put up a spirited argument against university fee hikes.

The last time an MP had to apologise in the House for unparliamentary language was in 1995.

Then-opposition MP Ling How Doong had directed the words 'talk cock', 'bastard' and 'asshole' at fellow opposition MP Chiam See Tong when Parliament was debating a censure motion on the Singapore Democratic Party and its chief, Dr Chee Soon Juan.

Wish this sort of thing happen more often. At least it shows humans are in Parliament, not backside cleaning robots.

Monday, March 07, 2005

Laziest Day EVER

I just WASTED a day away!!! I woke up at 1:30pm. Dun ask...long story. Anyways...so after shower and everything, 2pm liaoz. I took 1 hr to clean out my gerbils. 3pm. Than, while eating the delightful fried rice karen cooked for me, i decided to on the TV. And there was some documentary about human evolution...so decided to watch it. Than after that ends....got ANOTHER doucumentary about some ice man they found 5000 years ago....so decided to watch that too. THAN...2 episodes of Futurama....followed by an hour of BRAND NEW Simpsons......Than half an hour of watching news...followed by new cartoon thingy called 'Father of the Pride'. And than....by the time i know it! Nip/Tuck!!! AND ITS NOW FUCKING 12:30am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST SPENT A DAY IN FRONT OF THE TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MY ESSAY IS NOT STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK LAR!! Oh i watched a documentary about SEA on BBC news 24. Talked about m'sia, s'pore, indo. Terrorism blah blah..same old story, AND u think BBC news 24 is SOOO professional. BUT they spelled Pulau as Palau. Disgraceful...tsk tsk tsk....
Oh yes...back to my despair. OOHH NO!!!!!!!! HOW? HOW?! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME??!?!?! Haiz...i guess i'll try to unguilt myself now by making a feeble attempt at getting my essay started b4 going to bed..............

Friday, March 04, 2005

HOW?!

I AM STRESSING!! And yes. its just bloody march! It's the earliest stress i have...EVER. Just received an email saying exams start on 19th May. OH NO! Well...good lar, so my 21st birthday will be after my papers....but BAD!! COS SO BLOODY EARLY I GONNA FAIL AND I WON'T LIVE TO CELEBRATE MY 21ST BIRTHDAY! Supposed to finish a 3000 word essay by...tmr? i think.....WELL I HAVEN"T EVEN STARTED! Was wasting my time reading for open book test and poster presentation, WHICH i should not have, cos i fucked up in both. Monday was this stupid poster presentation....and there were 4 markers... 1 is a chee bye, 1 is normal, one is nice...and one is VERY nice. Well, i got the chee bye and the very nice guy marking me. Chee bye assessed me 1st, and he systematically DEMOLISHED ME! Ok..i admit i had almost no idea wat the hell i was presenting about...BUT God gave me bullshiting powers, and USING that powers, i have so far bullshitted at least a 2-2 for all my previous presentations. But this fucker....nah beh....i haven't even start for 1 min, than he said, "You should not really be looking at ur notes, u should KNOW it." Than my heart started thumping....but ok..managable. THan i presented on some stupid protein called Cerl-2. Than the moment Cerl-2 left my mouth, he went "How does it look like?" And i was STUNNED. HOW THE FUCK DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW A PROTEIN LOOK LIKE?! Than i starting to get nervous, and i did the worse thing ANYONE can do in a presentation. i said, "Har?" And he went, "Yar wat does it look like? How big is it?" And i PANIC liao lor! I looked at my notes...and I CAN'T FIND THE FACTS!!!! THan haiz...lets not think about it anymore. Too terrible. Luckily the other guy was nice, he even gave me tips on how to improve and how to write the 3000 word essay on it. You see?! Why can't pple be nice? Do u think they are born fuckers? Or maybe they acquired it during their growth? hmmz....
Anyways...yes, than i went to do my last open book test today, and i failed MISERABLY, i KNOW, cos i only read the notes and textbook, and the question actually wants you to KNOW stuff. So unreasonable right? nah beh.....
NEXT WEEK IS MY FINAL WEEK OF LECTURES!!! After next week...i won't have any lectures....FOREVER AND EVER! AHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! HEHEHEHH!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! But haiz...not feeling much about it lar, since i kinda skipped about 2 weeks worth of lectures liaoz.
Oh, and this is a FIRST for me ok? I have to admit, dunno what came over me, but i forgotten 3 pple's birthday in under a month. HAHAAHAH. Arh well. I think i can't remember them cos no one reminds me! NO ONE! Back home i got Bern to remind me. Here, i used to have xylia to update me. So for the 3 of u...SORRY! SO VERY SORRY!!! Can't make it up to u all, cos i'll be HOME HOME HOME on ur birthdays when u all are stuck this godforsaken land!!! Budden...to make u feel better, u have my permission to forget MY birthday. OK?! Steady?!?!? Its on the 29th of May btw...so u can forget it. 29 May ok? Nothing happens that day, so watever u do...don't think about 29th of May. Go to ur calenders and look for 29 May, and CANCEL it. Nothing going on...nothing interesting. Ok? THat's 29th of May...... Good....going to sleep now, and make another feeble attempt at trying to go for my 9:30 lecture.

29th May!!!